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No-one seems to know who these two are. They just arrived at the bunker one day, speaking in tongues and whacking each other with crowbars with what can only be described as religious furore. Zack, a prolific world traveller, believes they may belong to an ancient crowbar-worshipping trepanation cult and advises that everyone stay out of their way lest they turn evangelical.

So, that's the survival squad. Here's what they're up against.

Five on the left...

Five on the right...

Two having a bit of a play...

...and a few more scattered around here and there, making a grand total of SHITLOADS.

This is the barricade our heroes have built up in the bunker entrance. They've used pretty much everything they could spare, including a couple of explosive barrels buried in the middle of the stack. Hey, they're not the sharpest survivors in the holocaust, alright? If they had any sense they wouldn't have holed themselves up here in Zombie Central with nothing but a melon to keep them company.

Six representatives of the indomitable human spirit up against a great big pile of shambling undead. Will man and melonkind survive the mistakes of the past, or will the zombie hordes be dining on a great big hypothalamus buffet tonight? Let's GO GO GO!

GO GO GO!

Oh right. Let's TURN THE AI BACK ON!

And we're off. Somewhat predictably, all the zombies start shambling directly towards the bunker. The four hardened rebels are made of stern stuff, though, and immediately open fire. One thing I always loved about helpful NPCs in Half-Life 2 is that they're skilled enough to be useful but not so skilled as to be showing you up all the time. So the zombie horde gets right up to the bunker with minimal casualties.

It's all a bit too much for Jill Davison, though, and she tactically backs off from the window to evade her pursuers, despite there being a two foot thick concrete wall between them and her. Better safe than sorry, I guess.

As one zombie relaxes against the side of the screen, his chums have already smashed their way through the barricade. It seems, though, that zombie swipes aren't powerful enough to detonate the explosive barrels, not that they needed any help. In this shot you can also see the letter F on a wall. It was originally going to read 'FUCK OFF ZOMBIES' but I gave up.

Things are looking bad for the human race (all six of them) as the encroaching zombies force them to back into the corner, with the exception of one of the Crowbarologists, who is wondering why her friends are yelling at her to turn around.

Fortunately for the future of crowbar religions, the besieging zombie gets confused and begins heading into the residential quarter. I think he may be after the melon. Fortunately for watery fruit, this zombie is swiftly gunned down.

Meanwhile, outside, this bunch of zombies are trying to infiltrate the bunker via the other entrance. Unfortunately they haven't yet realised that I blocked off that entrance with two giant blast doors. Silly zombies! No brains for you!

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Eventually some rotted neurones fire somewhere in the depths of their dead brains and they find the proper entrance. Except one zombie who appears to be sunbathing. Well, he's not going to fill his tummy down there, but I wish more people could approach warfare with the same easy-goingness as Sunbathe Q. Zombie.

The heroic survivors are still yet to suffer a single casualty. During a brief lull in the action the male Crowbarologist attempts to convert Zack Flash, who is having none of it.

One by one the zombies enter the bunker, and one by one they get turned into greasy stains on the wall. However, sheer weight of numbers is working in their favour, and one or two of their brave lads are slowly making their way closer to dinner. It could still go either way, just so long as no stray rounds hit one of those explosive barreOH SHIT

GUTTED! And even worse, I didn't have time to catch the explosion, only the aftermath. What I initially thought would spell the doom of the human survivors has instead utterly destroyed all that remained of the zombie army! The air is thick with the smell of roast headcrab and the bunker has been repainted a godawful yellow.

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Well, that was a pretty pathetic zombie holocaust. The survivors step out into the open to inspect a job well done.

Unfortunately, little do they suspect that something is watching from the undergrowth.

OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED

WHY HATH THE CROWBAR FORSAKEN US

Amazingly, one single solitary rebel survives the conflagration. It's either Jill or Cathy, I can never tell those two apart. I still have no idea how this happened. Last I checked there were four super zombies against this lady, then suddenly they were all lying in a heap. I can only presume she hulked out when I wasn't looking.

Sadly, when she realised that the loss of all the men had utterly scuppered the survival chances of the human race, she ended her nightmare with a single gunshot to the head. And by 'she' I mean 'I'. So all in all, a decisive, if somewhat Pyrrhic, victory for the human race.

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The little dolly on the slide can bear to watch no longer.

Well, that was fun. Chances are I'll do this again some time, and try to even the odds a little better in the zombies' favour. See you then!

Oh yeah, and read Chris Livingston's comic, it rocks.

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Basic Snake Body for Humans!/GMod PAC3Jul 28th, 2018 Never2,673None -
Dragon Horns and Spikes!/GMod MLP PAC3Apr 18th, 2018 Never3,278None -
(FIXED) Rick and Morty Portal Gun for Ponies!/GMod MLP PAC3Jan 27th, 2018 Never1,445None -
(Please Read! More Updates!) Broken PACS..Nov 30th, 2017 Never823None -
Rick and Morty Portal Gun for Ponies!/GMod MLP PAC3Jul 28th, 2017 Never2,532None -
(UPDATE PLEASE READ IMPORTANT) Corrupted HardDriveJul 13th, 2017 Never857None -
Buncha Piercings (Mares Only)/GMod MLP PAC3May 29th, 2017 Never2,033None -
PARTY HARDY (I got bored)/GMod MLP PAC3May 27th, 2017 Never3,320None -
Pink Fairy Wings/GMod MLP Pac3May 25th, 2017 Never1,661None -
Cute Pupydog!/GMod MLP PAC3Mar 4th, 2017 Never3,729None -
Custom Gas Mask-Mares and Stallions/GMod MLP PAC3Feb 28th, 2017 Never5,553None -
(Fixed)You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood/GMod MLP PAC3Feb 12th, 2017 Never3,579None -
Large Angel Wings/Human and Pony GMod PAC3Jan 30th, 2017 Never7,639None -
(Custom Model) Bloody KnifeOct 30th, 2016 Never3,646None -
Custom Manes AND Tails~! ;3Oct 11th, 2016 Never7,965None -
!!!Please Read!!! I Apologize <3Oct 11th, 2016 Never1,691None -
DAB/GMod Human PAC3Jul 13th, 2016 Never26,370None -
Heart Choker Necklace/GMod MLP PAC3Jul 3rd, 2016 Never5,808None -
Get Down - Dance Animation2/GMod MLP PAC3Jul 3rd, 2016 Never12,964None -
Best Thing Ever/GMod MLP PAC3Jun 26th, 2016 Never4,476None -
[VERY Important, Read!] Changing My Steam Name!May 19th, 2016 Never875None -
Ladybug Costume{Mares and Stallions}/GMod mlp PAC3Apr 29th, 2016 Never1,720None -
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Stallion Robot Armor/GMod mlp PAC3Sep 6th, 2015 Never10,742None -
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Male Horse Gear/GMod mlp PAC3Aug 24th, 2015 Never3,576None -
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Female Outfit for Stallions/GMod mlp PAC3Jul 1st, 2015 Never5,887None -
GMod MLP PAC3/ For Stallions ONLY! o^oJun 25th, 2015 Never4,640None -
GMod MLP PAC3 Bike Thing X3Jun 6th, 2015 Never3,399None -
GMod MLP PAC3 Licking/WingsJun 6th, 2015 Never14,045None -
GMod PAC3 Spider PonyJun 2nd, 2015 Never6,480None -