No-one seems to know who these two are. They just arrived at the bunker one day, speaking in tongues and whacking each other with crowbars with what can only be described as religious furore. Zack, a prolific world traveller, believes they may belong to an ancient crowbar-worshipping trepanation cult and advises that everyone stay out of their way lest they turn evangelical.
So, that's the survival squad. Here's what they're up against.
Five on the left...
Five on the right...
Two having a bit of a play...
...and a few more scattered around here and there, making a grand total of SHITLOADS.
This is the barricade our heroes have built up in the bunker entrance. They've used pretty much everything they could spare, including a couple of explosive barrels buried in the middle of the stack. Hey, they're not the sharpest survivors in the holocaust, alright? If they had any sense they wouldn't have holed themselves up here in Zombie Central with nothing but a melon to keep them company.
Six representatives of the indomitable human spirit up against a great big pile of shambling undead. Will man and melonkind survive the mistakes of the past, or will the zombie hordes be dining on a great big hypothalamus buffet tonight? Let's GO GO GO!
GO GO GO!
Oh right. Let's TURN THE AI BACK ON!
And we're off. Somewhat predictably, all the zombies start shambling directly towards the bunker. The four hardened rebels are made of stern stuff, though, and immediately open fire. One thing I always loved about helpful NPCs in Half-Life 2 is that they're skilled enough to be useful but not so skilled as to be showing you up all the time. So the zombie horde gets right up to the bunker with minimal casualties.
It's all a bit too much for Jill Davison, though, and she tactically backs off from the window to evade her pursuers, despite there being a two foot thick concrete wall between them and her. Better safe than sorry, I guess.
As one zombie relaxes against the side of the screen, his chums have already smashed their way through the barricade. It seems, though, that zombie swipes aren't powerful enough to detonate the explosive barrels, not that they needed any help. In this shot you can also see the letter F on a wall. It was originally going to read 'FUCK OFF ZOMBIES' but I gave up.
Things are looking bad for the human race (all six of them) as the encroaching zombies force them to back into the corner, with the exception of one of the Crowbarologists, who is wondering why her friends are yelling at her to turn around.
Fortunately for the future of crowbar religions, the besieging zombie gets confused and begins heading into the residential quarter. I think he may be after the melon. Fortunately for watery fruit, this zombie is swiftly gunned down.
Meanwhile, outside, this bunch of zombies are trying to infiltrate the bunker via the other entrance. Unfortunately they haven't yet realised that I blocked off that entrance with two giant blast doors. Silly zombies! No brains for you!
Eventually some rotted neurones fire somewhere in the depths of their dead brains and they find the proper entrance. Except one zombie who appears to be sunbathing. Well, he's not going to fill his tummy down there, but I wish more people could approach warfare with the same easy-goingness as Sunbathe Q. Zombie.
The heroic survivors are still yet to suffer a single casualty. During a brief lull in the action the male Crowbarologist attempts to convert Zack Flash, who is having none of it.
One by one the zombies enter the bunker, and one by one they get turned into greasy stains on the wall. However, sheer weight of numbers is working in their favour, and one or two of their brave lads are slowly making their way closer to dinner. It could still go either way, just so long as no stray rounds hit one of those explosive barreOH SHIT
GUTTED! And even worse, I didn't have time to catch the explosion, only the aftermath. What I initially thought would spell the doom of the human survivors has instead utterly destroyed all that remained of the zombie army! The air is thick with the smell of roast headcrab and the bunker has been repainted a godawful yellow.
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Well, that was a pretty pathetic zombie holocaust. The survivors step out into the open to inspect a job well done.
Unfortunately, little do they suspect that something is watching from the undergrowth.
OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
WHY HATH THE CROWBAR FORSAKEN US
Amazingly, one single solitary rebel survives the conflagration. It's either Jill or Cathy, I can never tell those two apart. I still have no idea how this happened. Last I checked there were four super zombies against this lady, then suddenly they were all lying in a heap. I can only presume she hulked out when I wasn't looking.
Sadly, when she realised that the loss of all the men had utterly scuppered the survival chances of the human race, she ended her nightmare with a single gunshot to the head. And by 'she' I mean 'I'. So all in all, a decisive, if somewhat Pyrrhic, victory for the human race.
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The little dolly on the slide can bear to watch no longer.
Well, that was fun. Chances are I'll do this again some time, and try to even the odds a little better in the zombies' favour. See you then!
Oh yeah, and read Chris Livingston's comic, it rocks.
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Floss Dance (Humans Only) whydidimakethis/GMOD PAC3 | Dec 9th, 2018 | Never | 9,818 | None | - |
Mare and Stallion Colored Face Masks!/GMod MLP PAC3 | Dec 3rd, 2018 | Never | 1,595 | None | - |
Basic Snake Body for Humans!/GMod PAC3 | Jul 28th, 2018 | Never | 2,673 | None | - |
Dragon Horns and Spikes!/GMod MLP PAC3 | Apr 18th, 2018 | Never | 3,278 | None | - |
(FIXED) Rick and Morty Portal Gun for Ponies!/GMod MLP PAC3 | Jan 27th, 2018 | Never | 1,445 | None | - |
(Please Read! More Updates!) Broken PACS.. | Nov 30th, 2017 | Never | 823 | None | - |
Rick and Morty Portal Gun for Ponies!/GMod MLP PAC3 | Jul 28th, 2017 | Never | 2,532 | None | - |
(UPDATE PLEASE READ IMPORTANT) Corrupted HardDrive | Jul 13th, 2017 | Never | 857 | None | - |
Buncha Piercings (Mares Only)/GMod MLP PAC3 | May 29th, 2017 | Never | 2,033 | None | - |
PARTY HARDY (I got bored)/GMod MLP PAC3 | May 27th, 2017 | Never | 3,320 | None | - |
Pink Fairy Wings/GMod MLP Pac3 | May 25th, 2017 | Never | 1,661 | None | - |
Cute Pupydog!/GMod MLP PAC3 | Mar 4th, 2017 | Never | 3,729 | None | - |
Custom Gas Mask-Mares and Stallions/GMod MLP PAC3 | Feb 28th, 2017 | Never | 5,553 | None | - |
(Fixed)You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood/GMod MLP PAC3 | Feb 12th, 2017 | Never | 3,579 | None | - |
Large Angel Wings/Human and Pony GMod PAC3 | Jan 30th, 2017 | Never | 7,639 | None | - |
(Custom Model) Bloody Knife | Oct 30th, 2016 | Never | 3,646 | None | - |
Custom Manes AND Tails~! ;3 | Oct 11th, 2016 | Never | 7,965 | None | - |
!!!Please Read!!! I Apologize <3 | Oct 11th, 2016 | Never | 1,691 | None | - |
DAB/GMod Human PAC3 | Jul 13th, 2016 | Never | 26,370 | None | - |
Heart Choker Necklace/GMod MLP PAC3 | Jul 3rd, 2016 | Never | 5,808 | None | - |
Get Down - Dance Animation2/GMod MLP PAC3 | Jul 3rd, 2016 | Never | 12,964 | None | - |
Best Thing Ever/GMod MLP PAC3 | Jun 26th, 2016 | Never | 4,476 | None | - |
[VERY Important, Read!] Changing My Steam Name! | May 19th, 2016 | Never | 875 | None | - |
Ladybug Costume{Mares and Stallions}/GMod mlp PAC3 | Apr 29th, 2016 | Never | 1,720 | None | - |
ButterFly Costume{Mares and Stallions}/GMod mlp PAC3 | Apr 29th, 2016 | Never | 2,434 | None | - |
[Important, Read!] Pac3 Updates and Info | Apr 29th, 2016 | Never | 742 | None | - |
My Social Accounts!(NOT a PAC3, but please read!) | Mar 26th, 2016 | Never | 1,109 | None | - |
Scouter for Ponies (Stallion)/GMod mlp PAC3 | Mar 20th, 2016 | Never | 2,342 | None | - |
Scouter for Ponies (Mare)/GMod mlp PAC3 | Mar 20th, 2016 | Never | 2,693 | None | - |
Gypsy Bard - Dance Animation1/GMod mlp PAC3 | Mar 17th, 2016 | Never | 6,889 | None | - |
Everybody Do the Flop!/GMod mlp PAC3 | Mar 16th, 2016 | Never | 7,668 | None | - |
FUS RO DAH/ GMod mlp PAC3 | Feb 3rd, 2016 | Never | 4,822 | None | - |
Twitchy Head/ GMod MLP PAC3 | Dec 22nd, 2015 | Never | 2,955 | None | - |
Heli Tail!/GMod MLP PAC3 | Dec 22nd, 2015 | Never | 6,631 | None | - |
Derpy!/GMod mlp PAC3 | Nov 13th, 2015 | Never | 5,173 | None | - |
Mare Glasses/GMod mlp PAC3 | Oct 3rd, 2015 | Never | 6,728 | None | - |
Stallion Glasses/GMod mlp PAC3 | Oct 3rd, 2015 | Never | 4,556 | None | - |
Yoshi!!!!/GMod PAC3 | Sep 11th, 2015 | Never | 4,089 | None | - |
Stallion Robot Armor/GMod mlp PAC3 | Sep 6th, 2015 | Never | 10,742 | None | - |
Scanning.../GMod mlp PAC3 (much older pac3) | Aug 26th, 2015 | Never | 4,086 | None | - |
Male Horse Gear/GMod mlp PAC3 | Aug 24th, 2015 | Never | 3,576 | None | - |
MLGGGGGGGG/GMod mlp PAC3 | Aug 8th, 2015 | Never | 12,779 | None | - |
Female Outfit for Stallions/GMod mlp PAC3 | Jul 1st, 2015 | Never | 5,887 | None | - |
GMod MLP PAC3/ For Stallions ONLY! o^o | Jun 25th, 2015 | Never | 4,640 | None | - |
GMod MLP PAC3 Bike Thing X3 | Jun 6th, 2015 | Never | 3,399 | None | - |
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GMod PAC3 Spider Pony | Jun 2nd, 2015 | Never | 6,480 | None | - |